If you’ve got 15 seconds to spare, I thought I delivered my (oddly prophetic) take on the upcoming season with a certain panache.]]>
Bookslinger, it looks to me like they both have cheesy grins. Are you suggesting that people assume that Mormon women don’t enjoy sex, so she must be thinking about something else?]]>
Those are temple-garment bags they are carrying, but to non-LDS they might look like over-night bags.
If you assume those are over-night bags, what might a non-member infer about the big cheesy grin on the man’s face?]]>
It should’ve been “Yeah. So?” from the get-go.]]>
My LDS friend blinked for a second then said, “Well, in our church all men hold the priesthood and could be called priests, and the bride will be having sex with her husband later that night, so I guess you could say she has to have sex with the priest.”
I thought it was a good answer.]]>
So, what do you say when they ask you about getting your “privates washed”?
I say, “I have never had my privates washed in the temple”.]]>