Comments on: Dear Utah

By: David T.

David T. — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 02:22:45 +0000

And so, as another pregnant pause gently descends upon the Everlasting Hills…

By: Bro. Jones

Bro. Jones — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:24:42 +0000

#10 Virginia — Chicago loved me in ways you never could. I’m sorry. But when I’m stuck in traffic or suburban sprawl and my eyes are closed, I’m dreaming of wide highways and grid patterns and Italian beef and Midwestern hospitality. I know we have to stay together for the kids, but it’s a sacrifice, believe me.

By: Proud Virginian

Proud Virginian — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:46:01 +0000

@10

Here, here!!! :)

I wax nostalgic about Utah whenever a BYU football game pans the mountain view from the stadium. It lasts roughly 3.6 seconds before I breathe a sigh of relief at being in the beautifully green, sane (comparatively) Old Dominion. A wonderful place where Chris Buttars is completely unknown and no one judges me based on the mutual religious affiliation he and I share.

By: Mark B.

Mark B. — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:33:39 +0000

The problem is that Utah has been totally Californicated. And you can’t say she didn’t ask for it–you bet she did. Deserved every bit of it.

By: Idaho

Idaho — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:21:46 +0000

CJ:

I Just read your letter and you can kiss my southeastern a**. Oh, and, for the record: I never liked you.

By: Sun Valley

Sun Valley — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:15:13 +0000

Dear Utah:

Forget what CJ said, he’s just a playa. But check it: don’t hate the playa, hate the game. BTW, could I hang with you Dawg? Please? I don’t feel the love where I’m at in Idaho, you dig? If not, could you put in a good word for me with California? She’s so freakin’ hot, yo! Thanks, love ya man.

-SV

By: Virginia

Virginia — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:05:31 +0000

Bro. Jones: Thank you very kindly. Please be sure not to let the door hit you in the butt on you way back to that slut Chicago. Now get out.

By: Bro. Jones

Bro. Jones — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:51:20 +0000

Whassup, fellow “raised in Utah and now living in Virginia” buddy? I feel about the same, although I can’t stand Virginia (lived in Chicago between Utah and Virginia, and liked it better there).

By: Lamonte

Lamonte — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:25:38 +0000

Texas – I’ve been. My first trip to Texas was at a business conference in May of 1989 and I spent (4) days in San Antonio and had the time of my life. Subsequent trips to Fort Worth and Austin, in the meantime, have convinced me that Texans aren’t arrogant – like I once thought them to be – they’re just so damn proud to be from Texas. I think that’s great.

By: Texas

Texas — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:54:39 +0000

lamonte,

Ya’ll can come down here any time you like!