I’d say I’m pretty good at explaining my religion on the level of the person with which I’m speaking. However, over time there are questions that inevitably rear their ugly heads and require a succinct explanation. What have you said in response to any of these questions?
“What’s the deal with magical underwear? Do YOU wear it?”
“Why aren’t you allowed to drink alcohol?”
“Why are you drinking Coke? My neighbor says Mormons don’t drink caffeine.”
“Why do so many Mormons have so many kids?”