So I wrote a book about why our society needs more abuse. More spousal abuse, more emotional abuse, more substance abuse and more sexual abuse. I’ve pissed off just about every caring couple, happy marriage, loving parent out there. Even those who are striving for happiness and love are upset with my work. I love it.
But what I’m so upset about right now is that Oprah has denied my petition to be listed on her book list. And what really gets my goat is that I asked nicely…NICELY for heaven’s sake, isn’t that enough? I mean, who does she think she is, coming up with a list, making recommendations on which books would be good to read (if you’re looking for a specific kind of writing), becomes very successful and then actually turn a book down that she doesn’t agree with? That’s tantamount to censorship!! I have a RIGHT to be on that list and I’m going to call her self-righteous, corrupt and power-thirsty until she does it the way that I think she should.
Maybe I should pay her for her free services so then I can complain that I’m not getting my money’s worth and threaten to go elsewhere.