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I’m Better Than You (Just Ask The Internets!)

Rusty - March 13, 2007

The results are in, the evidence is clear, the world thinks I rock and you suck. The website Sucks-Rocks rates search terms based on how much they suck or rock. (They say that it searches the web for negative phrases such as X sucks, X is lame, X is crap, I hate X and positive phrases X rocks, X is sweet, X is awesome, I love X)

I love it when scientific polls prove how great I am. The following is just a small sampling of how much you all suck more than I do (the lower the number the more you suck):


That’s what I was thinking, “Ronan who?”


Proof that the Niblets were rigged.


There’s a sign on the way from Queens into Brooklyn that says, “Welcome to Brooklyn. Believe the hype.” I guess the internets agree. But how pathetic is Boston?! Sad, sad little souls.


Sorry guys. Let your money be your consolation.


  1. I can’t believe Seattle gets a better rating than Huntington Beach. As if.

    Comment by Susan M — March 13, 2007 @ 2:33 pm

  2. Brooklyn 9.8 - They must be refering to selected neighborhoods in Brooklyn not named East New York, Brownsville, Crown Heights, Flatbush, Bed Sty, Bushwick, Downtown or the little stretch between Park Slope and Carroll Gardens.

    Comment by cj douglass — March 13, 2007 @ 2:42 pm

  3. I guess that big sucking sound really does refer to me!

    Wow does that ever hurt my ego. Thanks son!

    Comment by Don Clifton — March 13, 2007 @ 3:01 pm

  4. Hmmmmmmm….

    Comment by a random John — March 13, 2007 @ 3:08 pm

  5. Nice.

    Comment by Susan M — March 13, 2007 @ 4:22 pm

  6. Folks, you have to put my last name in there. Don’t you realize how many Rustys there are out there?!

    Comment by Rusty — March 13, 2007 @ 4:23 pm

  7. My first name got a 9.5

    Trying to add my last initial or last name simply yielded a question mark.

    Comment by Seth R. — March 13, 2007 @ 5:37 pm

  8. This is funny. Knowing that I rock even a little bit is a huge relief.

    Comment by meems — March 13, 2007 @ 6:16 pm

  9. Rusty,

    Whatever! I put my full name in and get a 10 as well. It helps that the guy that invented the marine chronometer got such good press. Though I’m surprised that the guy that produced the Sci-Fi channel Dune movies didn’t drag me down more…


    Comment by a random John — March 13, 2007 @ 7:00 pm

  10. Ahhh Yeahhh

    Comment by Geoff J — March 13, 2007 @ 7:15 pm

  11. BYU a 5.5? Seems a little high.

    Comment by cj douglass — March 13, 2007 @ 7:58 pm

  12. Ha! Anything under a History or Historian title gets a 9.7 or higher Mr Graphic Designer! Like you said, gain comfort in your money. (Now if I can just BECOME one>:)

    Oh, and my name also had a question mark?????

    Comment by Bret — March 13, 2007 @ 9:03 pm

  13. Bush (W): 9.1
    Clinton: 8.3

    and for the 2008 republican nomination:

    Mitt Romney 6.3
    John McCain 3.7
    Newt Gingrich 3.5
    Rudy Giuliani 2.8

    Comment by Dr Nick — March 13, 2007 @ 10:00 pm

  14. This was fun but I found some interesting facts:

    Al Capone 9.8
    Joseph Stalin 9.1
    Pol Pot 6.4
    Adolph Hitler 5.7

    Mormons 7.3

    By the way my first name generated a 10.0 and my full name generated a ‘?’

    Comment by Lamonte — March 14, 2007 @ 5:10 am

  15. Those of you with 10s are just there because there’s next to nothing out there about you.

    I managed to score a 9.8. And that’s with the talent agency dragging me down.

    I would also note that PR Professionals scores an 8.8. That’s surprising. Of course, the score vary widely depending on whether you pluralize or not.

    Comment by William Morris — March 14, 2007 @ 1:49 pm

  16. Uh-oh. Pr Flacks scores a O.O. That’s right — not a ? — a straight up O.O.

    Comment by William Morris — March 14, 2007 @ 1:56 pm

  17. My full name got a 10.0!! Read ‘em and weep, baby!

    Comment by larryco_ — March 14, 2007 @ 2:46 pm

  18. William Morris,

    Google returns 11,000,000 hits for your name. It returns 26,100,000 for mine (which scores a 10.0) and 145,000,000 for a random John.

    Comment by a random John — March 14, 2007 @ 3:32 pm

  19. WIlliam Morris? Of the arts and crafts movement of the late 19th centry?

    Comment by cj douglass — March 14, 2007 @ 4:01 pm

  20. ARJ:

    Is that using quotes or not? Because that’s the true measure.

    With quotes, William Morris returns 1.45 million.


    Let’s also not forget that he was a socialist and a poet and a socialist poet.

    Comment by William Morris — March 14, 2007 @ 5:15 pm

  21. William Morris,

    Well, you’ve got me there.

    There were eight people with my same name at the company I last worked for. Luckily I’m self employeed now, so everybody has my name.

    Comment by a random John — March 14, 2007 @ 7:13 pm

  22. Bob Saget 6.2
    Satan 7.1

    Comment by Stephen K. — March 15, 2007 @ 12:16 pm

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