5. On a singles ward pioneer trek
4. Through a hometeaching assignment
3. Serving together as missionaries
2. Tunnel singing/temple singing***
1. Someone you taught and baptized on your mission
If #1 is you, consider making up a different story to tell people about how you met your spouse.
As far as I know, there hasn’t been a “Bloggernacle” marriage. The day that happens, there will be a new number 1 on this list, which will bump mine and my wife’s embarrassingly Mormon way of meeting off the list.
Perhaps worse than having met your spouse in one of these embarrassingly Mormon ways would be having gotten engaged and married embarrassingly quickly. I’m not going to tell you how long my wife and I were dating before we got engaged. It’s too embarrassing.
***This is the kind of thing that makes it hard to be a Utah Mormon. Tunnel singing is where a bunch of adolescents go to the tunnels on BYU campus on Sunday afternoons/evenings and sing hymns (and make out). Temple singing is kind of the goody goody spinoff of tunnel singing: groups of adolescents go to temple grounds on Sunday afternoons and sing hymns and don’t make out, as far as I know. It must be said that I never participated in either of these events and I made fun of anybody who did; and if you did you should be embarrassed.