JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?
ELAINE: Twenty-five percent.
JERRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? No way! It’s like 4 to 6 percent. It’s a twenty to one shot.
ELAINE: You’re way off.
JERRY: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It’s like a leper colony down there.
ELAINE: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?
ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together?
I tend to agree with Jerry on this one you’re all making me wonder if my standards of beauty are too high or if yours are too low. I’ll just assume that I’m right (especially because we all know that beauty is NOT in the eye of the beholder but rather in the eye of the designer).
What’s more disturbing than the 3 people who would like to eliminate the word “beauty” from our vocabulary are the 13 of you who think 65% of people are good-looking. You realize that tv isn’t real life, right?
8.) Who is your #1 Hollywood/famous person crush?
That Johansen (sp?) girl
Uh…. I guess I don’t get out much. Can’t think of anyone (used to have a mad crush on Kevin Spacey after I saw the Usual Suspects though, lol)
None really – but I pay attention to Zeta-Jones
Erin Andrews (Female Sports Broadcaster)
vaughn on Alias
Jen from friends (blanking right now)
Legolas ; )
Jude Law, Cate Blanchett
christian bale for 14 years now
cannot limit to one
Giada DeLaurentiis –yum!
Older Daniel Radcliffe
isaiah washington (purely aesthetic. His bigotry isn’t attractive.)
The young Marlon Brando
Who’s the anti-Julia Roberts?
Dita von Teese
Not really my thing
Catherine Zeta Jones
Jezebel the Phoenecian
Helena Bonham Carter
Well, I gotta admit, I’m flattered to be on the list more times than Brad Pitt. It just goes to show, bloggers get the babes.