Fatal Attraction Survey Results

Rusty - August 9, 2007

JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?
ELAINE: Twenty-five percent.
JERRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? No way! It’s like 4 to 6 percent. It’s a twenty to one shot.
ELAINE: You’re way off.
JERRY: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It’s like a leper colony down there.
ELAINE: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?
JERRY: UNDATEABLE!
ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together?
JERRY: Alcohol.

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I tend to agree with Jerry on this one you’re all making me wonder if my standards of beauty are too high or if yours are too low. I’ll just assume that I’m right (especially because we all know that beauty is NOT in the eye of the beholder but rather in the eye of the designer).

What’s more disturbing than the 3 people who would like to eliminate the word “beauty” from our vocabulary are the 13 of you who think 65% of people are good-looking. You realize that tv isn’t real life, right?

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Maybe I should have phrased it, “Is your spouse/significant other better-looking than you?”

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…in other words, we get more interesting at a faster rate than good-looking as we age.

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I’d love to see if your spouse/significant other answered the same as you.

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8.) Who is your #1 Hollywood/famous person crush?
George Clooney
Monica Bellucci
Denzel Washington
That Johansen (sp?) girl
natalie portman
jessica alba
Eva Longoria
Heidi Klum
Reese Witherspoon
Christina Aguilera
Scarlet Johansson
Hugh Jackman
Rusty Clifton
scarlett johanson
Uh…. I guess I don’t get out much. Can’t think of anyone (used to have a mad crush on Kevin Spacey after I saw the Usual Suspects though, lol)
Matthew McConahotty
Tia Leone
Alan Rickman
tim curry
Tricia Helfer
Most redheads
None really – but I pay attention to Zeta-Jones
No one
julian sands
Erin Andrews (Female Sports Broadcaster)
Jennifer Connely
Monica Bellucci
Claudia Cannon
Salma Hayek
Angelina Jolie
vaughn on Alias
Colin Firth
?
none
Kate Winslet
Jenna Fischer
Jen from friends (blanking right now)
sandra bullock
Sissie Spacek
Legolas ; )
Jude Law, Cate Blanchett
christian bale for 14 years now
Josh Groban
Brad Pitt
Gaspard Ulliel
David Boreanaz
cannot limit to one
Marty Feldman
Johnny Depp
Giada DeLaurentiis –yum!
Barack Obama
Wentworth Miller
Monica Bellucci
Liam Neeson
Older Daniel Radcliffe
isaiah washington (purely aesthetic. His bigotry isn’t attractive.)
elmo
jodie foster
Zack Braff
Myrna Loy
Ingrid Bergman
Elisabeth Shue
Al Gore
Elizabeth Hurley
The young Marlon Brando
Who’s the anti-Julia Roberts?
Pierce Brosnan
Tiger Woods
John Cusack
Dita von Teese
Halle Barry
Dana Delany
Audrey Tautou
Scarlett Johansen
Not really my thing
Maria Menounos
no one
Catherine Zeta Jones
ha!
Jezebel the Phoenecian
nicole kidman
Jessica Biel
Helena Bonham Carter
Kate Beckinsale
Prudence McPrude
Renee Zellweger
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Nicole Kidman
Rusty Clifton
Colin Farrel
John Cusak

Well, I gotta admit, I’m flattered to be on the list more times than Brad Pitt. It just goes to show, bloggers get the babes.

6 Comments »

  1. My wife is surprised Antonio Banderes isn’t on there.

    Comment by Seth R. — August 9, 2007 @ 4:24 pm

  2. Al Gore? Tim Curry? People, raise your standards.

    Comment by Chris Williams — August 10, 2007 @ 7:19 am

  3. I think that percentage may also be dependent upon location. I served my mission in SoCal and remember thinking to myself that there sure seemed to be an awful lot of very hot-looking gals. It was especially punctuated when I returned to school in the Midwest and noticed what I thought was a dearth of hot-looking gals.

    Comment by endlessnegotiation — August 10, 2007 @ 10:39 am

  4. I’m just happy someone else said ‘nicole kidman’–I thought I was really weird…

    Comment by KMB — August 10, 2007 @ 2:31 pm

  5. KMB, I could have put in a half dozen names including Nicole Kidman, though I said someone else. I should have said Faith Hill.

    Comment by KyleM — August 10, 2007 @ 3:13 pm

  6. I love it! Goes to show that people are attracted to all kinds. Good thing, too, or else most of us (all of us?) would be very, very alone.

    Comment by Cheryl — August 10, 2007 @ 3:16 pm

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