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Classic LDS”isms”

Don - May 15, 2008

I was thinking about how many things I was told growing up that I told my children. Or things they said that I said. Or things I did that they did. Things that are classic LDS. LikeI was told I (my generation) was saved to the last days…we were a chosen generation.

Or I always told my friends “I don’t …..because it’s against my religion.”

Or I can’t play outside on Sundays. Or I can’t do that on Monday because of Family Home Evening.

How about “Johnny Lingo”…now that’s classic!


  1. “Looking for an eight-cow wife on a two-chicken budget.”

    Comment by Bookslinger — May 15, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

  2. “You need a Urim and Thummim to translate my hand-writting.”

    Comment by Latter-Day Sustainablist — May 15, 2008 @ 10:32 pm

  3. I wasn’t raised LDS, so I immediately think of the myths. “Mormons own Coke.”

    Comment by Susan M — May 16, 2008 @ 6:57 am

  4. When asked “Do you want to bet?” we would quickly reply “Mormons don’t bet.”

    Also, stories about an unnamed stranger showing up to fix your flat tire, obviously he was one the three Nephites.

    Comment by another don — May 16, 2008 @ 10:01 am

  5. How about the cliched, phoney and lame intoductions to Sacrament meeting talks about recieving the call to speak, making it the butt of a joke.

    Comment by fregramis — May 19, 2008 @ 9:33 am

  6. Q.Have you seen that movie yet?
    A.What’s it rated?

    No effort is made to find anything out about the film other than a subjective rating…

    Comment by Mark — May 19, 2008 @ 9:52 am

  7. It’s not necessarily an LDSism but my father always said, and still does, that “with every right comes a responsibility.” I’ve told thaqt to my four sons more than they wanted to hear.

    Comment by Lamonte — May 20, 2008 @ 11:26 am

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