UPDATE: I was watching America’s Most Wanted last night, and they showed some mug shots which looked just like these. They said that this person is known to hang around elementary schools wearing a trench coat, and that anybody is authorized to perform a citizen’s arrest upon this individual, and to use extreme physical force if necessary.
Also, your mustache is ironic, Rusty. That’s why it’s so good. But since it’s ironic that shows there’s something wrong with a mustache that’s unironic. And that is because they’re pervy and gross.
And so, I’m right.
(I’m just making my case, I can’t have people google my name and have “Proof that Amri Brown is wrong” in my top 3, a girl has to protect her dignity)
You should try a goatee. There not terrible enough to be cool (ironic) but they’re not good enough to be really attractive (unironic and still cool). If you can pull that off, I might concede. Also, be uglier.
Oh come on! I’m calling bull on this one. These are pictures taken DURING a shave. I do the same thing every time I grow anything. You shave it in sections so you can take pictures and see how many different looks you can get. Where’s the Hitler ‘stache?
But yea, they are disgusting, annoying to wear and horribly outdated along with any attachment of unworthiness/evil with hair on your face